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so glad I found this
it’s
evolution
follow one cell from the middle outwards
Holy shit
When it gets to the end it exhales a soul
this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally
brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others
but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."
annadelveys asked:
i know that "does darth vader get paid" is a high-value intellectual debate for scholars only, but honestly, a much more interesting question: if he indeed DOES get paid, what does he spend the money on. does he buy himself blue boba tea after a long day at work. as a treat.
husborth answered:
“does darth vader get paid” is my favorite debate of all time. all answers are incredibly funny. see:
all answers can be incredibly funny. but as for what vader would buy if he cared enough about other people to pay them for things instead of just, like, taking whatever caught his eye, i think it’s probably broken machines that are specifically deemed unfixable. scrap metal. he has an uncomfortable fixation on broken robots for a man who is on many levels a broken robot. he just likes having rooms of his emo castle floor-to-ceiling stacked with scrap metal and busted transmissions and rusted droids so he can just stand there and stare at it as a frustrating metaphor for his own life. it’s important to me that he never purchases anything that might even be remotely useful to him or bring him any kind of pleasure. he just has to wander in his self-made dimension of the complete absence of any kind of joy forever. the most pathetic dude ever made.
personally i err on the side of believing that he’s not paid, but because he’s kind of insane, he acquires a lot of really weird trinkets like busted pocket watches or mud-stained bracelets or someone’s wallet and it’s all very ???? until you realize he’s just robbing the corpses of people he killed. they’re not even trophies, so to speak, he just collects them because the only time he’s actually close to anyone is when he’s killing them, and that’s kind of his only social life. he doesn’t get out much
Such a good reminder that there are people out there who enjoy doing seemingly silly little inconsequential jobs. It’s not the job they hate, it’s being treated like undervalued shit.
I am a young (16m) entrepreneur. As the result of my position, I received a unique private education. However, being under the age of eighteen, it was still mandated that I attend public school. Due to my intelligence and previous tuition, I felt ostracized from my peers and uninterested in the assignments, having already exceeded the level being worked at. I was recently witness to the tragic death of my stepfather and still transitioning into my inheritance, the presidency of our family corporation, thus I am naturally facing a lot of pressure and unsatisfaction with my responsibilities. To relieve this, I turn to Duel Monsters (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!_Trading_Card_Game) — here is where my schoolmate comes in.
Yugi Mutou, sixteen year old student of Domino High and employee of Kame Game, former owner of one of the famous Blue-Eyes White Dragons ( https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Blue-Eyes_White_Dragon , https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yu-gi-ohfanon/images/0/0a/Blue-Eyes_White_Dragon.png/revision/latest?cb=20100824151830 ). I am the world’s #1 player + collector and have always had a lifelong dream to own the famous Blue-Eyes card — I was thrilled when I was told that his grandfather had one in his possession. We arranged a meeting where I was able to verify it’s authenticity and proceeded to make multiple large offers to buy, all of which were declined.
Overwhelmed with the possibility that I would be separated from such an important piece of dueling history, I began a plan to obtain it through non-conventional means. At school, I requested to meet Yugi with the card again, which he obliged. In his distraction, I replaced his copy of Blue-Eyes with a photo-accurate recreation. I understand the idea that this may be immoral, but while not tournament legal, the card was only used for display and I would be putting her to better use. It didn’t go as planned. Yugi noticed the difference, and in the ensuing argument, I felt threatened and ended up hitting him with a metal suitcase. (It didn’t injure him, he recovered extremely quickly.)
Instead of legal action, he chose to challenge me to a match of Duel Monsters. As I previously mentioned, I am the highest acclaimed gamer in the world, so I easily accepted. The outcome of the match is irrelevant, but it opened my eyes to an extremely promising way to pioneer the gaming world. My dueling partner possessed the power to manifest lifelike images of the Duel Monsters in our decks and pitched this to me in our match. Impressed and excited by the potential of his concept, I’ve dedicated my time to developing the example on a mass scale for one of my new theme park projects.
I plan to show him, but as it’s based off of one of his designs, my legal team has extensive concerns with the originality of it and fears that if it’s “too successful” we will be facing a huge lawsuit. I’m unconcerned as I believe no amount of success with this project will be too much, but thought it would be interesting to get second opinions. Does this make me an asshole?